Hey, that’s my laptop! Looks like its had a goat ride to Afghanistan.
I think my wheels have just gone to Iran
Please help me find my iPad and the douchebags who broke into my house
My name is Dom. This is where my flat is, in London, UK.
On the 4th of February 2013, while I was out, someone broke into my flat and stole my iPad and my MacBook Pro.
I was very fond of both of those things and I was sad that they were gone.
I phoned the police and told them what had happened and they were very sympathetic, they came and dusted for fingerprints and consoled me.
I still have no idea where my iPad is, but fortunately I had installed Hidden App on my laptop, just in case it was ever lost or stolen, so I would be able to trace it’s whereabouts. However for over a month whoever was in possession of my laptop did not connect to the internet. Until…
…on the 23rd of March 2013 (my birthday) I received a message from my laptop informing me of it’s location.
To my surprise it was now over 3,000 miles away in Tehran, Iran.
And these people were using it.
So now this lady has my laptop.
Sometimes she puts stuff on her head
Sometimes she uses my laptop to listen to music
Sometimes she plays Jenga
Sometimes she has a little man on her head
Sometimes she’s a Sith Lord
Or this might be her mum
This might be her mum
The innocent new owners of my laptop have been in touch and are mortified about the story and are keen to return the laptop.
Given the huge error of judgement on my part in sharing the story and failing to respect their privacy I have asked them to keep it by means of an apology.